Ok in a donnie darko inspired moment i stumbled across this on wikipedia; smurfette was a sex toy made of clay created by gargemal to lure the other smurfs back to his liar, where he could do things...., and stuff.... to them. This didn't work though as she had long spiky black hair which obviously was a representation of the fact she was a bitch. Thats when papa smurf took her in and showed her some smurf luvin, plus a hefty dose of plastic smurfery. This saved her and to symbolize her change her hair went blonde - i kid u not.
Porn isn't the only genre the smurfs have broken into, infact this video gives "band of brothers" a run for its money, i mean i fully get that war is bad and unicef good, but to show this by takin kids cartoon characters in their happy little village and then bombing the smurfs back into the stone age complete with wonton smurf genocide is awsomely random.
The basic jist of this blog being, smurfette probably tapped papa smurf, but back when she was a brunette, cause brunettes are sluts.
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And you're girlfriend is a brunette.
My nickname at school was smurfette....
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