BIER HEIL!
BIER HEIL!
BIER HEIL!
p.s. this is not some neo-nazi type statement I'm trying to make here. It's more like, hey, Germans are famous for beer and Nazis, why not combine them for comical relief. And just because I could be an Aryan poster boy with the hair and the eyes and the German-speaking doesn't mean shit. I could do a gay porno too, but that doesn't mean I actually am gay. I have suspicions about Tyson though... on both the Nazi and the gay thing.
But in summary, I'm a family man at heart. Like peace and all that hippy shit -as the guys from 'Flight of the Conchords' say:
"Redheads not warheads; blondes not bombs, we're talking about brunettes not fighter jets -ohhhhhhhh it's gotta be sweet sixteens not F16s."
Except maybe for the redhead bit... And the sweet sixteens -that is way passed use-by date.
4 comments:
Wow Alastair!
You're so funny! You are my hero. I'm in love with you...
Thanks Alastair!
Oh and you know I love you too ;-). I'll see you later tonight...
u beast, ur lyrical ranting creates waves of ecstasy across my body.
since u put this post up we keep gettin given holocoust study ads by adsense - like wtf
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