Drinking Games

When i decided to attend Otago i was swayed by several factors, namely gardies and cook are legendery and that cunt marc ellis said it was mean. What the brochures don't tell you is just how ingrained drinking is here. Looking back on the years highlights, Cookathon, Undie 500, dat nite jamie shat himself, dat nite jamie pissed on tysons bed then dry humped a block of cheese till he bled, the time at the cook - that covers quite a few nights, the bender, any nite with circle of death, Tim's flat warming - or so i heard, quiz nite (cook and knox) and black'n'white; all have one thing in common - alcohol. I forgot wat i was talkin bout. I think i was takin a sweeping tangent that would lead to this. I wanna set up a beiret(beer pong) league. In the states the national league has a 20,000 dollar first prize, and it looks like this game beats even "i hav never" hands down. In fact i am gonna c if i can get my wardrobe door off it's hinges to play, rite now.