Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Drinking age

So maybe the drinking age is going up. Maybe it isn't. Who knows, really? Maybe this site could help tell you how it's going (don't worry, it's not porn). Apparently it's all because of people actually under 18 being adversely affected by the law change...Like this cunt at age 17:



Lets for a moment look at the pros and cons of a law change:

Pros:
-we can sell homebrew to freshers for heaps.
-we can lure fresher girls into our flat with alcohol.
-we'll have Gardies and the Cook to ourselves.
-maybe the price of alcohol will go down with decreased demand?

Cons:
-we can get in lots of shit for supplying alcohol to minors.
-no slutty girls in KC's and Two Bears.
-would kinda destroy Knox and Scarfie culture.

In conclusion, there aren't enough drunk girls around at all. Sluts go off.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that coma-ed guy reminds me of that chick upstairs on the couch in da cook - ah gud times