We got a pot

lol, al scored us a le creuset pan, like half way tween a skillet and a saute pan for the flat, for free. The pan is from now on to be referred to as "my precious" and is as important to the flat as six tysons. secondly when a mouse is being culled with C02 it bobs its head back and forth b4 it falls asleep, if basketcase by green day happens to be on repeat(23x before i was deposed as itunes overlord) at the same time as u turn on the gas the bobs are at the exact same beat as the song, it's so creepy you actually get the weird tingly feeling on the back of ur neck. had 2 share that revelation, it still scares me. yay -cumin down in a few days, gutted i still havnt convinced my parents tysons gay, one day man, one day.

Pirates and Whores

Ahoy Maties,

I was disappointed to learn that the flat warming I was most looking forward to this year is not happening. However the responsibility to host this party (themed pirates and whores) has been passed on to me. And what better flat to have it at than The Black Pearl (well thats if that name gets voted in and with other contenders such as (dare I say it) 'Amy is a slut' it is not certain). Hence I am warning you now so that you can get your costumes ready. Ninjas beware.

So I was in bed the other night thinking about this party and it hit me. Seems its a guy based flat why not have Pirates playing in the background - Im sure the guys (not you James as you will probably object to this as theres no Georges clad in football attire) will appreciate it. So after swearing to take photographic evidence of the night I am now left with setting a date and deciding on my costume.

P.s Tyson you should go as a whore - it will suit you better (love you)