wellington bender = 2x jerry collins ($30) + a matterhorn long island ice tea ($100)+ flaming lambourgini ($16) + dress codes(grrr dress codes) = one huuugely painful morning after bank balance induced hangover even though you only got tipsy
dunedin bender = one ranfurly 20 pack ($20) + a smattering of $3 drinks + a couple of chargers (from tim's candy stash) = 2 huge drunk as fuck nights on the change in your wallet ....... and almost sex by proxy, JUST BY PROXY MAN!!!
thus i have shown mathmatically without a doubt wellington sucks for benders. And Al is right, vic students are girly, any place it's normal to end the night drinking coffee in havana, fidels or any place where che's image is used as a marketing tool is just not scarf. it's anti scarf. and benders are the bread n butter of scarfdom, the beloved institution of crate days, hermits and blackouts are a south island thing, northerners, like aucklanders, like it in the batty.
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$100 for a Long Island Iced Tea... did you know it was that much when you ordered it? What the fuck man
Also, Kate's an Aucklander. HAHA KATE LIKES IT IN THE BATTY! Slut.
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