James' big night out

James hasn't explained what he got up to on Saturday.

Sequence of events:
- G&Ts at my place. He can't keep up with the pace. Then like 8 people show up. Apparently it was an unofficial meeting place.
- beers on the way to Prebbleman's and while there. Ends up only drinking about 6 because he gives heaps away.
- about a bottle of stolen wine from people's wine bottles in the kitchen -probably fresher girls that if they had finished them may have been drunk enough to hook up with him.
- olive oil from the bottle. No freshers would join him on this no matter how hard he tried.
- then for some reason I tied him to the kitchen tap, which he pulled off. Luckily it just pushed back in (I hope). Prebbleman didn't see anyway.
- then there was this dukebox and a danceparty in the living room and James tried to dance with me so I punched him in the chest and I think he may have knocked himself out on the bookshelff on his way to the ground. He was conscious again in a few seconds though.
- then we tried to leave but Lucy was being difficult so James waited on the street by himself with some fresher's half finished 12-pack. Finally, when we decided to leave without Greg and Lucy and just meet them in town, there were only two beers left.
- when we got to town, no one would let him in to bars. So we got a kebab. Which he unwrapped completely and it went everywhere.
- continuing with the cause as much mess as possible, he then chucked his guts all over the footpath at the bus stop.
- luckily a bus soon came, but James was too hammered to even walk to the bus, so I put him in a cab. I then left, after assuring the taxi driver that he had thrown up all he could.
- James somehow got into a fight with this somalian taxi driver and now has a scrape on his head and a bite mark. In the morning he found his pants outside on the street along with the cellphone of some fresher.

Congratulations.