I fear that if we allow this current bout of hostility directed by al towards tequila to continue our very safety may be in danger. Scurvy is a very real menace that may strike any of us next year and tyson aside, this is very worrying. The major risk groups are
1 - The impoverished - students aren't exactly rolling in cash (bar kate, she's from auckland)
2 - Pirates - i like pirates. a lot. That puts me at risk.
4 - Alcoholics - aka scarfies
3 - the elderly - and lets be truthful, 3rd year is pretty old.
While even eating a cup of potatoes can ensure you recieve the 5mg of vit c needed to ward off scurvy this is obviously not possible with amy's bizarre and frankly ludicris dietry naunces, i feel we shall surely fall prey to terror of scurvy.
as such i can see one cure - tequila shots and their obligatory lime/lemon wedges.
sorry al but for the good of us all your going to have to take a hard pill
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I'm fine with the lemon/lime bit it's just the actual tequila shot that makes me power chuck for 5 minutes in Tim's brother's garden.
Touche. I had forgotten about that spew. Hahaha you must've been kinda drunk. Gotta love Tequila. Mmm...tequila. mmm...stuff...mmmm...do do do...mmm (girls)
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