Tyson is a slut

This is the second in my series of "Tyson is a..." posts. It may also be the last as I can not think of any more things that Tyson is off the top of my head.

Earlier this year I believe it was Gabby that finally said what we'd all been thinking: "Tyson, you're a slut, aren't you?" This evidence for this accusation is self-evident, so it is evident that I do not need to make evident any evidence of the accused actions, evidently. The fact that I used so many derivatives of the word "evidence" surely proves that Tyson is in fact a slut.

However, I would like to shed a different light onto this issue in the hope the Tyson may in the future be less stigmatised for his slutiness. We may be missing some sort of cultural adjustment that he has failed to make since moving to New Zealand. Much in the way the token Indonesian kid at my primary school on his first day at the school took a piss in the gutter because he didn't no better (or maybe it was just that he didn't speak ANY english and couldn't find out where the toilets were... good times), perhaps some similar misunderstanding is occuring with Tyson. I evidence the following statistic from a recent study:
One in ten Canadians wants polygamy legalised and a further 10% don't know.
This shows that one in five Canadians has polygamist sympathies.
Now lets take a look at the five Canadians that I know personally:
1. Tyson
2. Laura
3. Victoria
4. George Bush
5. That ex-girlfriend of mine Devon (or was it Devan? I probably should know that...)
The only one of the above that I could suspect to have polygamist sympathies is Tyson -everything fits. He even comes from the right area (apparently all the polygamists hang out in B.C. -see the previous link).

In conclusion, Tyson is not so much a slut, maybe more of a polygamist. Let's change the attitude, guys. Be less judgemental.