New Zealanders are weird

Ok, town in NZ sucks. My two best nights out this year have been in Birmingham, the Hamilton of England. Being the Hamilton of England they got a fair few germans and these germans are tolerated for one reason- the frankfurt market - holy shit man. Knocking back gluehwein, hot cherry beer, dark beer and jager hot chocolates with lashings of bratwurst, rot wurst?(i was drunk and the names are blurry), nutella crepes and suekreout(p.s. dont eat a pint of it at once, even for 2 pounds, you'll end up ty-ing on a fraulines shoes) Seeing as Al's german i expect him to make us german drinking food on demand, and to defend the Hoff's singing ability against overwhelming condeming evidence. an auzzie guy that recognised my accent sent me to this bar on broad st (their courtney place) called wayabout. Everyone in the bar was auzzie or NZer. All these gappys and oe-ers came all the way round the world to sit in a bar with other kiwi's drinking lion red. weird. oh and to that chav that said he was gonna smash us in the ashes. Hah. And new zealand isnt part of australia cunt.