Tyson and i lay down sum Haiku's

Al is a poo head
wat he gonna do bout it
i guess just smell bad

no haiku's rite now
i have to work james, my friend
fuk off i said no

Tyson is a slut
he wants to have poo poo sex
he smells bad also

amy is a girl
no shit man, she has boobies
hellen has nice boobs

kate is great at stuff
like this and that and things too
i hope she can cook

when al gets laid next
we will hold a big party
the theme - als not gay

unless it's a guy
that he brings home to sleep with
that would be creepy

wen tyson gets laid
it wont be as exciting
cuz he has a girl

the theme could be though
"tyson gets it once a month"
and he favours bum

it wont work for kate
cuz she gets it, draught on tap
just like gardies drop

for amy, a theme?
i can see only one choice
"amy is a slut"

james is the token
he is not white but dark brown
but plz dont lynch him

the theme for his bash
he disputes with dull tyson
"james likes dogfart sluts"

is not a good theme
for james has never scored blonde
except gutter girl