Flat warming

its officially over, wat a nite
to recap,



Tyson - after the departure of his missus resigned himself to drink away his loss, leading to his dark side being unleashed, last seen ravaging a kfc coupon.

Al - with his scoring mission thwarted, although his cocktail of downers was most at fault, he turned his attention to chronic liver abuse

Kate - *cough*vomited*cough* but a stunner effort, the last standing flatmate.

Amy - totally and completely gone, her nite was pretty much over b4 it began.

James - wandering onto the pda couch lead to a mean as nite

300

as tyson and i just finished a week of the 300 program 3 important facts that gud ppl of gym jones neglected to mention have become apparent.

- protein powder and yogurt in a 1:1 ratio makes an inedible yet useful glue

- eating protein powder straight is an even easier to prepare type of glue

- protein powder can create a variation on glue with almost any ingredient

Flat Warming --- 2 nite

Whoa flat warming 2nite and the important provision of alcohol for the purposes of wonton reckless imbibing has been well underway for days now. Al, without rest, has been brewing and distilling forth's finest elixar and, courtesy of knox, a punch worthy of the event has been chosen

Knoxie Knockout
per 25L
6L vodka
1 bottle wine
1 bottle sparkling
5L OJ
1L strong tea
5L lemonade
5L soda water
umm some other stuff i think

needless to say the 50L of punch will be enough to fortify us to complete our proposed plans for the night (which all seem to involve scoring, although with drastically different motives and aims, from the girl wanting to see double(i really shuldnt need to point out which of the girls has this aim) to the noble (scoring a non-kc's girl - albeit his lack of i.d. is the main factor in that one it's noble nonetheless)