Durma brother

Turkey is chocka with new zealanders - met this kurdish guy, Kulfur, who was our waiter and had boosted across the border from iraq - he wants to come to new zealand now but doesnt have a passport being an illegal refugee- anyway if he makes it he gonna stay wif us for a week k guys?- any way he took me out to drink raki at sah and in the bar the only whities were 3 sisters from timaru and a couple, - one new zealander and american boyfriend. kiwi's are actually everywhere. even weirder the younger sister is coming to otago next year - al she's aryan so ill put in a gud word for you. got some mean photo's of us using turkish bongs but cant post yet - and these highschool guys gave me a few hits on their pipe which they had topped up with "spice" - it just made me light headed though so not sure if it was weed or possibly rubber or plastic, it's hard to say.

Yunonov Market

Hey army mike, dont have your email and apparently only 2 of my texts have made it back through russia's phone system so im guessing you wont get this but you'd love this place- i heard of this saturday market in st petersburg called yunonov which is where everything is illegal - while the claims of cheap ak47's from street stalls is unproven(guess you have to know them, or look like a round head) but the market did have everything from grotesque german porn to grotesque german tourists (heaps of german men come here and to east europe for hookers). it fact it was kinda sad. the market was kinda reined in (much like panthip plaza in bangkok these days) but they had bazillions of stolen? army stuff for sale and you could buy full current russian military police uniforms for 30 bucks US.- baton included.

Babushka's

The babushka's are always angry. I reckon we should have a drinkin nite where everyone brings a goldcoin (like mufti day) and if we get enough money we could ship some of the surplus old men from south dunedin across to russia. They could take the babushka's out to bingo afternoons at the local pectorbah. Then the babushka's would be happy because they would have boy friends (there are hardly any old men here, sergei says they all died in the war, soviet period or from too much "party time.") and i would be happy because inroads would be made into the problem of over population in south dunedin.

Russia!

I love sergei, palov, blini's, vodka, mead and baltika. And the girls - whoa rusian chicks are hot!

New Zealanders are weird

Ok, town in NZ sucks. My two best nights out this year have been in Birmingham, the Hamilton of England. Being the Hamilton of England they got a fair few germans and these germans are tolerated for one reason- the frankfurt market - holy shit man. Knocking back gluehwein, hot cherry beer, dark beer and jager hot chocolates with lashings of bratwurst, rot wurst?(i was drunk and the names are blurry), nutella crepes and suekreout(p.s. dont eat a pint of it at once, even for 2 pounds, you'll end up ty-ing on a fraulines shoes) Seeing as Al's german i expect him to make us german drinking food on demand, and to defend the Hoff's singing ability against overwhelming condeming evidence. an auzzie guy that recognised my accent sent me to this bar on broad st (their courtney place) called wayabout. Everyone in the bar was auzzie or NZer. All these gappys and oe-ers came all the way round the world to sit in a bar with other kiwi's drinking lion red. weird. oh and to that chav that said he was gonna smash us in the ashes. Hah. And new zealand isnt part of australia cunt.